Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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