you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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