was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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