Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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