my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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