I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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