from now on my penis is your penis
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms