You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.