So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.