Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
NoShamevember. You game?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.