I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I need help removing her.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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