But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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