Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I wish you could order shots online.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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