Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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