literally had 100 drinks last night.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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