its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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