I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked