we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi