Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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