Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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