The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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