Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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