Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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