I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.