Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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