they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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