I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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