But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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