You really coming over, don't trick.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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