four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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