found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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