thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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