Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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