On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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