i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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