I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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