Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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This is classic penis vs brain.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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