why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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