Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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