He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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