he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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