We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Just puked most of my soul out..
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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