Your tits are I can't wait for
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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