I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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