this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP