I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win