You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.