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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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