He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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