Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You've changed since you got that strap on
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
