He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I'm really busy with my period
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