Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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