we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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