have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Just pee around me
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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