The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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