His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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